Thursday, April 27, 2017

CRAP WEDNESDAY--CAGES TO C. COURAGEOUS

Another lousy weather Wednesday!  I'm assuming no one rode in the 44 degree and misty conditions.  Mother Nature took another crap on us.  Hopefully some of you took advantage of the nice weekend and did some riding.  We were in Seattle enjoying the rain and cool weather that is normal there this time of year.  It was nice seeing the kids and grand kids, but most of you know how I feel about flying.  That hasn't changed a bit!

It sounds as if Mother Nature doesn't care about Camp Courageous either.  The predicted weather for Sunday is a high of 45 and a possibility of some more rain, so let's fool her and take cages (cars) to Monticello on Sunday.  If you want to go to Camp Courageous for omelets on Sunday, bring your car to Casey's at 9:15 AM and we'll see how many cars we need and go from there.  We may even stop for ice cream on the way back!

Again, not to close on a sour note, here's a joke sent to me by some Gold Wingers.

SQUIRRELS
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's will.

At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the babtistery.  The Elders met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, they knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the next week.

The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures.  So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church.  Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down their water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy.  They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church.  Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven't seen a squirrel on their property since!

SEE YOU SUNDAY MORNING AT CASEY'S at 9:15


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